The Los Angeles Metro system has released a gruesome series of public safety videos that should have come with a PG-13 rating. Using stick figures and a stark yellow and black palette, the safety shorts emphasize the importance of basic safety precautions for staying intact while using mass transit.

Each of the PSAs has an attention grabbing title, such as “Heads Up or Headless”, or “Dismount or Dismembered”, and my favorite, “Careful or Crushed”.