Alternative Reality

Since the depressing events of January 20th, I have been thinking of Philip Roth’s alternative history novel The Plot Against America. Our would be dictator’s references to “America First” reminded me of the anti-Semitic, anti-immigrant, fascist movement championed by Nazi-loving Charles Lindbergh.

The famous American aviator Charles Lindbergh achieved notoriety with his record-setting 1927 transatlantic flight and became a staunch isolationist in the years prior to World War II. He was also a willing spokesman for ant-Semitic groups around the nation. He was the public face for the isolationist America First Committee, received an Order of the German Eagle award from Hermann Göring in 1938, and advocated a neutrality pact with Hitler as late as 1941.

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In Philip Roth’s 2004 novel The Plot Against America, Lindbergh runs as a surprise Republican candidate in the 1940 presidential election. With strong support from Southern and Midwestern states, Lindbergh defeats FDR, then signs “understandings” with Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan that promise nonintervention in Europe and Asia.

Roth uses his autobiographical setting of Newark, N.J., where his Jewish family is threatened by this nightmarish turn in U.S. politics. Anti-Semitism sweeps the country, with Jewish children forcibly removed to the Midwest to “Americanize” them, leading Jewish citizens arrested and violence spreading in the U.S. cities. Roth’s actual experiences with American anti-Semitism in the 30s and 40s give The Plot Against America a frightening basis in reality. The novel also serves as a portrait of the calamitous possibilities lurking in election surprises.

Hermann Göring with Charles Lindbergh. Library of Congress photo

Hermann Göring with Charles Lindbergh. Library of Congress photo

If you haven’t read the book yet, it’s a chilling and foreboding glimpse of the alternative reality that is enveloping the U.S. and threatening the world.

 

 

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Kafka : On The Cheap

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During the summer of 1911, Franz Kafka and his friend Max Brod took a railway journey through Switzerland and France. While they were hanging out in Lugano, Switzerland, Kafka hit on a novel notion for “reforming” the traditional staid travel guidebook. His proposed series would be called Billig or On The Cheap and would compete with old school guides such as Baedeker and Murray’s. Kafka and Brod drafted notes for the budget guidebook series proposal. Unfortunately, the project never got off the ground, but we have the notes thanks to Kafka biographer Reiner Stach.

On the Cheap through Italy, On the Cheap through Switzerland, On the Cheap in Paris—On the Cheap in the Bohemian Spas and in Prague

Can be translated into every language.

Motto: Just Dare.

Our democratic age has already provided all of the conditions for easy, universal travel, but this has gone practically unnoticed. Our task is to collect this information and make it known in a systematic fashion.—Until now, practical inquiries and practical advice (Berliner Tageblatt [Berlin Daily]) from friends: stray comments, off-hand, quickly forgotten—a few very useful things, as we can all attest. Very little about this in the guides. A weak effort in this regard is the * in Bädeker and the rating “praised”—often disappointing.

What does “on the cheap” mean.—Many nuances. We distinguish ourselves from the palatial hotels and the gaudy, gauche middle class.— Also from below.—We address ourselves to those who consider travel too expensive, either mistakenly or because they have received poor advice, and who remain in the regions near their own cities (which are pretty in and of themselves, but already familiar). We want to provide information about other destinations that are just as affordable as these summer resorts—possibly even including transportation costs.

And to those who dare to travel, but whose travels are spoiled by the math and calculations—and (pardon!) to those who are ripped off.—Until now, the risk of accidentally falling for a scam has always had to be taken into account, and that has often been blamed on the country. Italy, Paris. So we will also improve the reputations of the countries.—Better relations between nations.

The educational aspect—energizing the whole person.
Only poorly oriented travelers are ripped off.
The same pleasure for less money. Consommation in Monico.

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Precision, limitations. Travelers should be spared the choice.—A route for 400, 500 francs, etc.

Principle of group travel, but solo. Compare to “Teach Yourself” pamphlets.

No comprehensive geography, only routes.

We only name one hotel, and others in descending order in case this one is full.

If tramway is available, we do not include the carriage. We recommend a precise time for the trip.
Equally simple: Doctors …

[The following in Kafka’s hand] Not quick or slow travelers, but a certain middle group. Detours are easier, since additions can always be made to a precise plan.

Exact tipping amounts.

[In Brod’s hand again] Not pedantic: e.g. we recommend tipping the lifeguard—telescope on the Rigi—

About the routes: nothing is repeated. Only one cable car ride, but the best one!

Excerpt from the Railway Courier. What to take on the trip?

III
We offer more. The brief “General Section” in other guides.

Clothing.

Bordellos. Warnings against con men. (N.B. The candor of our guide.)

Souvenirs.

Shopping on the cheap e.g. silk in Italy; pineapples, madeleines, oysters in Paris.

No fear of the wrong currency.
Free concerts.
Cheaper days (e.g. art galleries) figured in after expensive voyages. Where to get free tickets like a local.
Steamers, second class.
No fear of the 3rd class in Italy. Local color.
Reform of country and city maps?

Explanation of casinos, losses.

Free maps in travel bureaus, criticism of them in our guides, the rest can be believed.

III. cont.
What to do on rainy days. Or possibly on the last day.
Art gallery, on the cheap day. Only a few important pictures.
But in thorough detail (like Kunstwart magazine), educational.
Good theater seats on the cheap, otherwise only known to habitués. Disembarking from the steamer.

IV
Recommended hotels checked by an organization.

We take care of training the authors, reviewing their texts, doing spot checks.

N.B. How is Baedeker organized?

Brochures with updates for 10 pfennig, ever other year or so, 5 vouchers in the books.

Caution against postcards, limited to the 12 enclosed (?)

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Language guide, because knowing the language saves a lot of money.

Editions with and without language guide, for people who know the language.

Our principle: It is impossible to completely learn a language. One should be content to learn a sufficient amount with a minimum of effort. More sufficient than speaking the language poorly after studying it in depth and having to think about rules.—Infinitives paired together.—200 words.—A sort of Esperanto.—Hand gestures in Italian.—Pronunciation in depth.—No barriers to further learning.—French by us.—The most important things about Swiss dialect.

Buy one On the Cheap.

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Layout.

 

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Hashtag Tourism

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The always inventive urban transit cartographer Jug Cerovic has teamed up with graphic designer Andrea Rohner and software engineer David Goldwich to create a new travel website featuring metropolitan transit maps labeled with popular Instagram hashtags rather than subway stations. The plans for London, Paris, Berlin, New York City, and the San Francisco Bay Area were created based on analyses of tags within a 1,000 foot radius of underground stations. If you’re a traveler who suffers unduly from FOMO, check out the website Tags and the City before your next trip.

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Don’t Be Like These Tourists (Warning: Intense Images)

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Many years ago, I chose to cut short my visit to the Terezín Concentration Camp in the Czech Republic due to the obnoxious behavior of groups of adolescents who laughed, joked, and generally clowned around with total disregard for the solemnity of the setting and the feelings of others. Artist and satirist Shahak Shapira has had a similar visceral reaction at Berlin’s Holocaust Memorial, but he’s done something about it. His Yolocaust website documents the loathsome activities of moronic tourists with screenshots from their own social media accounts and a side-by-side photoshopped image from the Holocaust. So far, only one of the featured flakes has contacted Shapira to apologize for their actions.

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Intellectual Raves

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Beginning tonight and running through the early hours of Monday morning, the Institut Français will be hosting a series of all-night marathon “intellectual raves” in dozens of cities around the world. The 2017 La Nuit des Idées or Night of Philosophy and Ideas is an annual festival of intellectual debate, culture, philosophy, and art presented by the French Ministry of Foreign Affairs, which promotes French culture abroad via the Institut Français.

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Tackling weighty philosophical issues, as well as popular culture, politics, technology, religion, economics, psychology,art, and language, the festival of ideas attracts heavy hitters, such as Thomas Piketty, Laurie Anderson, Richard Sennett, and Frédéric Lordon.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK--OCT. 3, 2010--Performance artist Laurie Anderson will perform her multimedia work "Delusion" at UCLA on Oct 21, 2010. One of the pieces she performs is about her dog Lolabele. (Carolyn Cole/Los Angeles Times)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK–OCT. 3, 2010–Performance artist Laurie Anderson will perform her multimedia work “Delusion” at UCLA on Oct 21, 2010. One of the pieces she performs is about her dog Lolabele. (Carolyn Cole/Los Angeles Times)

Here in the U.S., La Nuit des Idées events will be held in New York City at the Brooklyn Public Library and in Los Angeles. For a comprehensive listing of activities worldwide, check out the website.

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Here Comes The Bloom

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This week the Netherlands celebrated their annual Nationale Tulpendag, or Tulip Day. Every year, flower growers set up temporary gardens around the country and invite everyone to come and pick bags of tulips. The Tulpenpluktuin in Amsterdam’s Damrak Square offered a rainbow of blooms, which come with bulbs intact so that they can be replanted. We could all use our own version of tulip day about now.

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Taking It to the Streets

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Most tourists who visit Paris take some sort of souvenir home. Many choose the cliché mini Eiffel Tower or even spring for some gourmet treats from Fauchon. Now travelers truly smitten with France’s capital can own an actual piece of the city. An online store has launched to sell recycled granite cobblestones that were actually removed from Paris streets. Mon Pavé Parisien offers three versions of the authentic pavers: a simple stone with a red, white and blue logo; a cobblestone commemorating the 1968 student rebellion; and a stone with 22 carat gold gilding.

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Margaux Sainte-Lagüe, the savvy entrepreneur behind the project, noticed city workers removing and replacing cobblestones last year and decided to purchase some of the 8,000 tons of stones recycled annually. With city streets paved with cobblestones since the 12th century, the supply is huge. If you crave a personalized chunk of Paris history, Sainte-Lagüe can customize a cobblestone just for you. I’m thinking about a pair for bookends, with the address of the last apartment that I rented in the Marais.

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cobblestone-scooter-paris-2009 By the way, the May ’68 commemorative stones are a reference to the protest graffiti “sous les pavè, la plage” or under the stone, the beach, referring to the sand base of the roadways. During the revolt, students and workers tore up Paris streets to use the cobblestones for barricades and missiles.

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Gimme Some Truth

In this new bizarro world of “alternative facts” John Lennon is more relevant than ever.

I’m sick and tired of hearing things from
Uptight short sided narrow minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth
I’ve had enough of reading things
By neurotic psychotic pigheaded politicians
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied
Son of tricky dicky’s
Gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocket full of hopes
Money for dope, money for rope

No short-haired, yellow-bellied,
Son of tricky dicky’s
Gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocket full of hopes
Money for dope, money for rope

I’m sick to death of seeing things from
Tight-lipped condescending mama’s little chauvinists
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth
I’ve had enough of watching scenes from
Schizophrenic egocentric paranoiac primadonnas
All I want is the truth just give me some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied,
Son of tricky dicky’s
Gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocket full of hopes
It’s money for dope, money for rope

I’m sick to death of hearing things from
Uptight short sided narrow minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth
I’ve had enough of reading things
By neurotic psychotic pigheaded politicians
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth

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Here Comes The Boom

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Down With Big Brother

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As millions of enraged U.S. citizens and supporters around the world take to the streets today—including me—to protest the ascension to the Presidency of the illegitimately elected tumefied, orange klepocrat, we are also ironically noting the anniversary of the death of Eric Arthur Blair (aka George Orwell) on this date in 1950. Today, more than any time in the past, the prophetic neologisms that Orwell create resonate with thoughtful people . The witless cretins who voted for the great tangerine carbuncle seem all to comfortable with the doublethink required of imbeciles willing to support this vulgar, loutish demagogue. It bears restating the obvious, but we will hold the accomplices to this madness accountable in the future. At the moment, it may appear that ignorance is strength, but truth and fact will eventually prevail. Down with Big Blubber !

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