Hat-tip to our friends at Any Amount of Books, London for this suggestion:
Michigan librarians Mary and Holly have been compiling their hilarious, and sometimes scary, blog of Awful Library Books for almost four years. I know that booklovers and bibliophiles are supposed to value all books, and library books in particular, but this is funny stuff. Feel free to submit suggestions from your local library, with commentary, to submit@awfullibrarybooks.net .
Oh my god, some of these actually have me laughing at loud. I think the first one is my favourite, haha.
Kind of ironically creepy that the school in Final Exam is listed as Columbine, though!