The Earl of Cattenborough owns Caturday

THE EARL OF CATTENBOROUGH

ONCE upon a time there was a miller who had three sons, Charles, Sam, and John.

And every night when the servant went to bed he used to call out:

“Good-night, Missus; good-night, Master;

Good-night, Charles, Sam, John.”

Now after a time the miller’s wife died, and, soon after, the miller, leaving only the mill, the donkey, and the cat. And Charles, as the eldest, took the mill, and Sam took the donkey and went off with it, and John was left with only the cat.

Now how do you think the cat used to help John to live? She used to take a bag with a string around the top and place it with some cheese in the bushes, and when a hare or a partridge would come and try to get the piece of cheese—snap! Miss Puss would draw the string and there was the hare or partridge for Master Jack to eat. One day two hares happened to rush into the bag at the same time. So the cat, after giving one to Jack, took the other and went with it to the King’s palace. And when she came outside the palace gate she cried out, “Miaou.”

The sentry at the gate came to see what was the matter. Miss Puss gave him the hare with a bow and said: “Give this to the King with the compliments of the Earl of Cattenborough.”

The King liked jugged hare very much and was glad to get such a fine present.

Shortly after this Miss Puss found a gold coin rolling in the dirt. And she went up to the palace and asked the sentry if he would lend her a corn measure.

The sentry asked who wanted it. And Puss said: “My Master, the Earl of Cattenborough.”

So the sentry gave her the corn measure. And a little while afterwards she took it back with the gold coin, which she had found, fixed in a crack in the corn measure.

So the King was told that the Earl of Cattenborough measured his gold in a corn measure. When the King heard this he told the sentry that if such a thing happened again he was to deliver a message asking the Earl to come and stop at the palace.

Some time after the cat caught two partridges, and took one of them to the palace. And when she called out, “Miaou,” and presented it to the sentry, in the name of the Earl of Cattenborough, the sentry told her that the King wished to see the Earl at his palace.

So Puss went back to Jack and said to him: “The King desires to see the Earl of Cattenborough at his palace.”

“What is that to do with me?” said Jack.

“Oh, you can be the Earl of Cattenborough if you like. I’ll help you.”

“But I have no clothes, and they’ll soon find out what I am when I talk.”

“As for that,” said Miss Puss, “I’ll get you proper clothes if you do what I tell you; and when you come to the palace I will see that you do not make any mistakes.”

So next day she told Jack to take off his clothes and hide them under a big stone and dip himself into the river. And while he was doing this she went up to the palace gate and said: “Miaou, miaou, miaou!”

And when the sentry came to the gate she said: “My Master, the Earl of Cattenborough, has been robbed of all he possessed, even of his clothes, and he is hiding in the bramble bush by the side of the river. What is to be done? What is to be done?”

The sentry went and told the King. And the King gave orders that a suitable suit of clothes, worthy of an Earl, should be sent to Master Jack, who soon put them on and went to the King’s palace accompanied by Puss. When they got there they were introduced into the chamber of the King, who thanked Jack for his kind presents.

Miss Puss stood forward and said: “My Master, the Earl of Cattenborough, desires to state to your Majesty that there is no need of any thanks for such trifles.”

The King thought it was very grand of Jack not to speak directly to him, and summoned his lord chamberlain, and from that time onward only spoke through him. Thus, when they sat down to dinner with the Queen and the Princess, the King would say to his chamberlain, “Will the Earl of Cattenborough take a potato?”

Whereupon Miss Puss would bow and say: “The Earl of Cattenborough thanks his Majesty and would be glad to partake of a potato.”

 

The King was so much struck by Jack’s riches and grandeur, and the Princess was so pleased with his good looks and fine dress that it was determined that he should marry the Princess.

But the King thought he would try and see if he were really so nobly born and bred as he seemed. So he told his servants to put a mean truckle bed in the room in which Jack was to sleep, knowing that no noble would put up with such a thing.

When Miss Puss saw this bed she at once guessed what was up. And when Jack began to undress to get into bed, she made him stop, and called the attendants to say that he could not sleep in such a bed.

So they took him into another bedroom, where there was a fine four-poster with a dais, and everything worthy of a noble to sleep upon. Then the King became sure that Jack was a real noble, and married him soon to his daughter the Princess.

After the wedding feast was over the King told Jack that he and the Queen and the Princess would come with him to his castle of Cattenborough, and Jack did not know what to do. But Miss Puss told him it would be all right if he only didn’t speak much while on the journey. And that suited Jack very well.

So they all set out in a carriage with four horses, and with the King’s life-guards riding around it. But Miss Puss ran on in front of the carriage, and when she came to a field where men were mowing down the hay she pointed to the life-guards riding along, and said: “Men, if you do not say that this field belongs to the Earl of Cattenborough those soldiers will cut you to pieces with their swords.”

So when the carriage came along the King called one of the men to the side of it and said, “Whose is this field?”

And the man said, “It belongs to the Earl of Cattenborough.”

And the King turned to his son-in-law and said, “I did not know that you had estates so near us.”

And Jack said, “I had forgotten it myself.”

And this only confirmed the King in his idea about Jack’s great wealth.

A little farther on there was another great field in which men were raking hay. And Miss Puss spoke to them as before. So, when the carriage came up, they also declared that this field belonged to the Earl of Cattenborough. And so it went on through the whole drive. Then the King said, “Let us now go to your castle.”

Then Jack looked at Miss Puss, and she said: “If your Majesty will but wait an hour I will go on before and order the castle to be made ready for you.”

With that she jumped away and went to the castle of a great ogre and asked to see him. When she came into his presence she said:

“I have come to give you warning. The King with all his army is coming to the castle and will batter its walls down and kill you if he finds you here.”

“What shall I do? What shall I do?” said the ogre.

“Is there no place where you can hide yourself?”

“I am too big to hide,” said the ogre, but my mother gave me a powder, and when I take that I can make myself as small as I like.”

‘Well, why not take it now?” said the cat.

And with that he took the powder and shrunk into a little body no bigger than a mouse. And thereupon Miss Puss jumped upon him and ate

him all up, and then went down into the great yard of the castle and told the guards that it now belonged to her Master the Earl of Cattenborough. Then she ordered them to open the gates and let in the King’s carriage, which came along just then.

The King was delighted to find what a fine castle his son-in-law possessed, and left his daughter the Princess with him at the castle while he drove back to his own palace. And Jack and the Princess lived happily in the castle.

But one day Miss Puss felt very ill and lay down as if dead, and the chamberlain of the castle went to Jack and said:

“My lord, your cat is dead.”

And Jack said: ‘Well, throw her out on the dunghill.”

But Miss Puss, when she heard it, called out: “Had you not better throw me into the mill stream?”

And Jack remembered where he had come from and was frightened that the cat would say. So he ordered the physician of the castle to attend to her, and ever after gave her whatever she wanted.

And when the King died he succeeded him, and that was the end of the Earl of Cattenborough.

 

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So You Wanna Be A Writer

-The narrator of the powerful video below is Tom Bedlam -The music  is Alice In Winter – Hold This Place.

if it doesn’t come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don’t do it.
unless it comes unasked out of your
heart and your mind and your mouth
and your gut,
don’t do it.
if you have to sit for hours
staring at your computer screen
or hunched over your
typewriter
searching for words,
don’t do it.
if you’re doing it for money or
fame,
don’t do it.
if you’re doing it because you want
women in your bed,
don’t do it.
if you have to sit there and
rewrite it again and again,
don’t do it.
if it’s hard work just thinking about doing it,
don’t do it.
if you’re trying to write like somebody
else,
forget about it.

if you have to wait for it to roar out of
you,
then wait patiently.
if it never does roar out of you,
do something else.

if you first have to read it to your wife
or your girlfriend or your boyfriend
or your parents or to anybody at all,
you’re not ready.

don’t be like so many writers,
don’t be like so many thousands of
people who call themselves writers,
don’t be dull and boring and
pretentious, don’t be consumed with self-
love.
the libraries of the world have
yawned themselves to
sleep
over your kind.
don’t add to that.
don’t do it.
unless it comes out of
your soul like a rocket,
unless being still would
drive you to madness or
suicide or murder,
don’t do it.
unless the sun inside you is
burning your gut,
don’t do it.

when it is truly time,
and if you have been chosen,
it will do it by
itself and it will keep on doing it
until you die or it dies in you.

there is no other way.

and there never was.

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Translate can save the day

When I was preparing for a trip to Russia a few years ago, I made a serious effort to learn the Russian alphabet and some basic vocabulary. But from the moment we arrived at Pulkovo Airport in St. Petersburg it became obvious that I was woefully unprepared. So, I turned to the trusty Google Translate app and life became much more manageable.

 

Now Google is adding more AI-powered features to Translate. The app will be getting serious enhancements, with a new interface design for Android users, and the iOS version coming out in several weeks. The main changes include a larger canvas for words, voice input capabilities, and Lens camera translation for images.

The AI integration will allow Translate to give users more context when providing  definitions. Rather than one description per word, there will now be more contextual options with multiple examples for terms that are vague.

According to Google, this new function will first be rolled out in English, French, German, Japanese, and Spanish, but it will take a short while before it’s made available to everyone.

Google explained in a blog post that it would be enabling users to translate not only text, but images as well. The advanced algorithm allows users to search what they see using their devices’ cameras, and can even blend translated text into more complex pictures.

The Translate app will also be adding 33 new languages, ranging from Basque to Corsican, Hawaiian, Hmong, Latin, Sundanese, Yiddish, Zulu, and more—so users can stay more connected via minority-speaking languages around the world.

 

 

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Bookseller’s Regret

Regular visitors to Travel Between The Pages may know that I have been a bookseller for most of the 21st century and an avid book collector for many decades. Like many booksellers, I sometimes have pangs of regret over books that I have sold that I would have happily kept in my personal library. While perusing book blogs this past weekend, I chanced on a copy of Constantinople by Alexander Van Millingen, illustrated by Warwick Goble, published by A & C Black, London, 1906.

For many years, I had a book customer who was only interested in edtions solely devoted to the city of Constantinople. Since the city’s name officially changed to Istanbul in 1930, that meant he would only buy books printed before 1929. After I sold him a number of 19th and early 20th century travel guides, I managed to find a very good copy of the A & C Black Constantinople. The only problem was that I wanted it for my own collection. But since he was an excellent customer, I gave in and sold the book. Looking at this beautiful example online I think that I may have made the wrong decision.

 

 

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A Brief History of Vampires

What could be more romantic on Valentine’s Day than the debonair modern vampire who was born with the publication of the gothic horror novel Dracula (1897) by the Irish author Bram Stoker. In the video below from the Victoria and Albert Museum in London, two curators comb through the museum’s collection of materials – including books, photographs, paintings and even a curious take on Victorian taxidermy – to trace the development of the vampire idea since Stoker’s landmark work captured the public imagination.

Video by the Victoria and Albert Museum

Directors: Hannah Kingwell, Holly Hyams

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The Unimaginable Future

“Alicia Eggert sculpts neon, steel, and time to make art that inspires reflection and wonder at the finite nature of human life within a seemingly infinite universe. In September 02022, Alicia brought “This Present Moment,” a sculpture adapting the words of Stewart Brand, the co-founder of The Long Now Foundation and creator of the Whole Earth Catalog, to Mount Washington. The neon sign was re-assembled among the mountain’s bristlecone pine trees (pinus longaeva), some of the longest-lived trees in the world. This documentary traces the sign’s journey to the mountaintop and explores the power art has in shaping the way we think about time.”

Edited and directed by Justin Oliphant.

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Just Another Sundry Sunday

Old internet hands may recollect the early days of the web when it all seemed so clever and exciting. One of those interesting 1990s projects has just been relaunched and is worth a look on a lazy Sunday afternoon. The site 253 was an online novel published between 1996-8 with an intriguing structural and thematic premise — the book is a collection of short vignettes. It follows some very specific technical guiderules: “There are seven carriages on a Bakerloo Line train, each with 36 seats. A train in which every passenger has a seat will carry 252 people. With the driver, that makes 253. This novel describes an epic journey from Embankment station, to the Elephant and Castle, named after the Infanta de Castile who stayed there, once… So that the illusion of an orderly universe can be maintained, all text in this novel, less headings, will number 253 words. Each passenger is described in three ways: Outward appearance: does this seem to be someone you would like to read about? Inside information : sadly, people are not always what they seem. What they are doing or thinking : many passengers are doing or thinking interesting things. Many are not.”

What if they gave the Oscars to books instead of movies ? What would the categories look like if they applied to books and not films? And which books would win under said invented circumstances? Read what the Literary Hub had to say.

Spoutible launched fully this week and is a Twitter alternative that aims to stop the spread of misinformation and hate. Seems like a good idea in the Musk melony era of Twitter.

You don’t have to be a book collector or antiquarian to want to protect your personal library. Rare book expert and bookseller Rebecca Romney recently update her article

13 Tips From a Rare Books Expert to Keep Your Books Looking Great

at Mental Floss. If you care about your books, you will want to check it out.

What’s the deal with all those bookstore tote bags ? If you’re like me, it’s likely that you have at least a few canvas or cloth bookshop branded tote bags stuffed in a closet or on top of a bookself. How did the ubiquitous book carry-all become so popular?

In the 1880s, a newspaper owner named Jasper Meek was looking out the window of his print shop in Coshocton, Ohio, when he saw a young girl drop her school books. As the story now goes, the sight inspired him to fashion a burlap bag in which people could carry books. But Meek also had an entrepreneurial mind, and he figured out a way to maximize his profit: he’d charge local businesses to print their names on the bags, which then served as tiny billboards as they were carried across town.

Canvas as a textile wasn’t unusual among labourers. But the tote’s commercial popularity began in 1944, when L. L. Bean launched what was then called the “ice bag,” because it was originally used to literally carry ice. The bag was relaunched in the ’60s and hasn’t changed in any meaningful way since: wide, made of structured canvas, with a flat bottom, reinforced handles, a trim available in several colours, and the option of a custom monogram. The company now offers a variety of shapes and sizes, but the classic tote is still one of its bestsellers.

In the decades that followed, totes have grown from a journeyman staple to a ubiquitous literary trophy on the streets of many major cities as well as on Instagram and TikTok. Concerns about single-use plastics over the past few years have undoubtedly fuelled the demand. But there’s also a mystique to the tote. It has gone on to inspire high-end designers: you can now own leather or cowhide versions by Prada, Hermès, or the Row. “The tote bag fits a larger trend of the democratization of fashion,” Dicky Yangzom, a cultural and economic sociologist at New York University, told Vox in 2022. “Similarly to utility wear in fashion with the rise of the jumpsuit, this wasn’t designed for mass fashion. It was more geared toward people who do more manual work, right? So all of these categories are shifting.” Read the rest of the story here.

Early Sunday Morning

I used to mock my father and his chums
for getting up early on Sunday morning
and drinking coffee at a local spot
but now I’m one of those chumps.
No one cares about my old humiliations
but they go on dragging through my sleep
like a string of empty tin cans rattling
behind an abandoned car.
It’s like this: just when you think
you have forgotten that red-haired girl
who left you stranded in a parking lot
forty years ago, you wake up
early enough to see her disappearing
around the corner of your dream
on someone else’s motorcycle
roaring onto the highway at sunrise.
And so now I’m sitting in a dimly lit
café full of early morning risers
where the windows are covered with soot
and the coffee is warm and bitter.
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Only in the Netherlands

Utrecht is one of my favorite cities in the Netherlands. Fortunately it is over looked by the hordes of tourist who mob Amsterdam. Like most folks in the country, the residents of the beautiful city love bikes and books. Now the library in Utrecht has added bicycle desks. Users can charge phones, laptops and other devices by bicycle at such a desk. And this you can do it all while reading a book or studying. In the video below you can see how it works.

 

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Cover to Cover

Over the years, I have featured posts on the clever work by German graphic designer and animator Henning M. Lederer. He recently released a mesmerizing video for his ongoing “Books & Sleeves” project where he manipulates abstract geometric patterns featured on vintage book and record covers, into captivating moving images. Check out the latest installment below:

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Going Underground in NYC

Both sides of my family emigrated to New York City shortly before the city’s subway system was inaugurated in 1904. So, I literally rode New York’s underground trains before I was born. Like most residents of the world’s greatest city we have had a long love/hate relationship with the subway. It has always been noisy, crowded, smelly, and dirty, but it’s the fastest and most convenient way to travel around New York.

Architect Michael Wyetzner of Michielli + Wyetzner Architects  made this excellent video about the long and colorful history of the New York City subway system. He specifically noted how each station was built, the type of material that was used, how the different tunneling techniques used evolved over time, and the design of the stations and signs.

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